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I was having as shitty day: looking for both a J.O.B and an apartment was tuff.
I came cross this posting and it made my day!

FREE BIKE IN DUMPSTER
Reply to: sale-183790953@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-19, 1:33PM

There is a dumpster on Hampshire Street near the intersection with Prospect St with a bicycle near the top. From what I could see, it had upright handlebars, a plastic front fender, and a front wheel. Unfortunately, I asked an older gentleman who was filling the dumpster if I could take the bike, and he said no. Perhaps when you visit he will be in a more flexible state of mind, or you will be more persuasive. I gave it a shot around 1:20p.m. Good luck.

If it's no longer there, please e-mail me, and I'll remove the posting.

Original URL: http://boston.craigslist.org/zip/183790953.html 
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My response:

Dear Sharp Eyez,


Free chit, I'll be there!
I've always wanted a bike with a plastic fender, ohh ohhh and some plastic tasseles streaming from the handle bars!! I remember back in the day, my mama put down a cool ten dollah deposit on Lay-Away but times were tuff and we never got around to making any other payment.

If you wanna help a laydee fulfill her childhood dream, here is the game plan. Meet me by the dumpster 2 hrs after sunset. I'll be dressed all in black w/ my face painted white, DEAD PREZ style.
You'll be on the lookout. I will have this bike by ANY means necessary.


~GhostFACE mafia.

Everyday I'm hustlin', everyday I'm hustlin'

I've been in Bah.ston a little over a week and I'm still unemployed. It's a strange feeling having nothing to do given that I've been working since I was in the womb. From selling Churros at the tender age of 8 to going door to door selling eggs and vitamins with my abuela (the one w/ one leg), I've done seen it all.
Or at least that what I thought.
This past weekend I participated in a paid study that took 3 hours and paid me a hefty sum of 140 bucks.
As part of the study I had blood drawn and I got a once and a life time opportunity to view the Tunnel of Mystery through a sonogram. Turns out I'm ovulating and I was able see a large egg that I will soon drop.

Huevitos anyJuan???