President Hugo Chavez is the man!
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Thursday, September 07, 2006
And I thought I was saving it for marriage...
Well everyone is blogging about shit these days, so why not me!
Today I had a lyfe changing experience: Colon Hydrotherapy!
I nuh, I nuh, mama always told me never put IT up the butt cuz only putas do those types of thangs. Sorry Ma whereva you may be in the afterlyfe please be glad yer daughter has a spick-span sphincter. If I was a puta one could eat from my crevices…
--Buttah.rollz
Today I had a lyfe changing experience: Colon Hydrotherapy!
I nuh, I nuh, mama always told me never put IT up the butt cuz only putas do those types of thangs. Sorry Ma whereva you may be in the afterlyfe please be glad yer daughter has a spick-span sphincter. If I was a puta one could eat from my crevices…
--Buttah.rollz
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
European Giver
In my short life of 23 years I have used European Giver quite frequently never truly using it in it's proper context.
The three weeks that I've spent here in MassUHchusetts has been full of educational life lessons such as:
--Beware of Craigslists Housing postings. Request in full detail the 411 on rommates, kitchen, bathrooms and other common areas
--And beware of European Givers.
I moved out of an uncomfortable living situation and along the way I took a TV and cable box that was given to me to my then On-Good-terms Roommate, only to be accused of stealing the items. I gladly returned the goods, but I ROARED and I RAMPAGED, and turn to the site that put me in this dump of a room--Craigslist!
Below is a real, true posting:
FREE TV almost BRAND NU!!! Ohh and a Cable Box too!
Reply to: sale-188739592@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-01, 10:01 PM EDT
Free big ass TV and cable box outside on the porch of 3 Parker Hill Terrace!!
There is a sign posted on top of the set: "European Giver"
I put it out there around 9 p.m--act now or forever hold yer peace!!
this is in or around Mission Hill/ Roxbury
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
188739592
The three weeks that I've spent here in MassUHchusetts has been full of educational life lessons such as:
--Beware of Craigslists Housing postings. Request in full detail the 411 on rommates, kitchen, bathrooms and other common areas
--And beware of European Givers.
I moved out of an uncomfortable living situation and along the way I took a TV and cable box that was given to me to my then On-Good-terms Roommate, only to be accused of stealing the items. I gladly returned the goods, but I ROARED and I RAMPAGED, and turn to the site that put me in this dump of a room--Craigslist!
Below is a real, true posting:
FREE TV almost BRAND NU!!! Ohh and a Cable Box too!
Reply to: sale-188739592@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-01, 10:01 PM EDT
Free big ass TV and cable box outside on the porch of 3 Parker Hill Terrace!!
There is a sign posted on top of the set: "European Giver"
I put it out there around 9 p.m--act now or forever hold yer peace!!
this is in or around Mission Hill/ Roxbury
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
188739592
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Best Craigslist Ad E'va
I was having as shitty day: looking for both a J.O.B and an apartment was tuff.
I came cross this posting and it made my day!
FREE BIKE IN DUMPSTER
Reply to: sale-183790953@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-19, 1:33PM
There is a dumpster on Hampshire Street near the intersection with Prospect St with a bicycle near the top. From what I could see, it had upright handlebars, a plastic front fender, and a front wheel. Unfortunately, I asked an older gentleman who was filling the dumpster if I could take the bike, and he said no. Perhaps when you visit he will be in a more flexible state of mind, or you will be more persuasive. I gave it a shot around 1:20p.m. Good luck.
If it's no longer there, please e-mail me, and I'll remove the posting.
Original URL: http://boston.craigslist.org/zip/183790953.html ------------------
My response:
Dear Sharp Eyez,
Free chit, I'll be there!
I've always wanted a bike with a plastic fender, ohh ohhh and some plastic tasseles streaming from the handle bars!! I remember back in the day, my mama put down a cool ten dollah deposit on Lay-Away but times were tuff and we never got around to making any other payment.
If you wanna help a laydee fulfill her childhood dream, here is the game plan. Meet me by the dumpster 2 hrs after sunset. I'll be dressed all in black w/ my face painted white, DEAD PREZ style.
You'll be on the lookout. I will have this bike by ANY means necessary.
~GhostFACE mafia.
I came cross this posting and it made my day!
FREE BIKE IN DUMPSTER
Reply to: sale-183790953@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-19, 1:33PM
There is a dumpster on Hampshire Street near the intersection with Prospect St with a bicycle near the top. From what I could see, it had upright handlebars, a plastic front fender, and a front wheel. Unfortunately, I asked an older gentleman who was filling the dumpster if I could take the bike, and he said no. Perhaps when you visit he will be in a more flexible state of mind, or you will be more persuasive. I gave it a shot around 1:20p.m. Good luck.
If it's no longer there, please e-mail me, and I'll remove the posting.
Original URL: http://boston.craigslist.org/zip/183790953.html ------------------
My response:
Dear Sharp Eyez,
Free chit, I'll be there!
I've always wanted a bike with a plastic fender, ohh ohhh and some plastic tasseles streaming from the handle bars!! I remember back in the day, my mama put down a cool ten dollah deposit on Lay-Away but times were tuff and we never got around to making any other payment.
If you wanna help a laydee fulfill her childhood dream, here is the game plan. Meet me by the dumpster 2 hrs after sunset. I'll be dressed all in black w/ my face painted white, DEAD PREZ style.
You'll be on the lookout. I will have this bike by ANY means necessary.
~GhostFACE mafia.
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Everyday I'm hustlin', everyday I'm hustlin'
I've been in Bah.ston a little over a week and I'm still unemployed. It's a strange feeling having nothing to do given that I've been working since I was in the womb. From selling Churros at the tender age of 8 to going door to door selling eggs and vitamins with my abuela (the one w/ one leg), I've done seen it all.
Or at least that what I thought.
This past weekend I participated in a paid study that took 3 hours and paid me a hefty sum of 140 bucks.
As part of the study I had blood drawn and I got a once and a life time opportunity to view the Tunnel of Mystery through a sonogram. Turns out I'm ovulating and I was able see a large egg that I will soon drop.
Huevitos anyJuan???
Or at least that what I thought.
This past weekend I participated in a paid study that took 3 hours and paid me a hefty sum of 140 bucks.
As part of the study I had blood drawn and I got a once and a life time opportunity to view the Tunnel of Mystery through a sonogram. Turns out I'm ovulating and I was able see a large egg that I will soon drop.
Huevitos anyJuan???
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