Global Warming is tryin to jack up my bizzness!!
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Friday, April 13, 2007
Thursday, April 12, 2007
These Boots were made for walking...
all over the kitchen floo, and when the music stops, I'm gonna keep on dancin some mo!
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Can you make my green Curry Red?
Filed under Misconnections
reply to: pers-290213131@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-07, 7:44PM EST
I'm hungry and u were a culinary genius.
I used u for your food, then u moved on
to some skinny bitch who didn't like to eat.
I want you back and I'm hun.gree.er than eva!
Please come back to me and FEED me
---luff the Cuka.MOnster
Location: Jamaica Plain
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 290213131
reply to: pers-290213131@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-07, 7:44PM EST
I'm hungry and u were a culinary genius.
I used u for your food, then u moved on
to some skinny bitch who didn't like to eat.
I want you back and I'm hun.gree.er than eva!
Please come back to me and FEED me
---luff the Cuka.MOnster
Location: Jamaica Plain
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 290213131
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Thursday, September 07, 2006
And I thought I was saving it for marriage...
Well everyone is blogging about shit these days, so why not me!
Today I had a lyfe changing experience: Colon Hydrotherapy!
I nuh, I nuh, mama always told me never put IT up the butt cuz only putas do those types of thangs. Sorry Ma whereva you may be in the afterlyfe please be glad yer daughter has a spick-span sphincter. If I was a puta one could eat from my crevices…
--Buttah.rollz
Today I had a lyfe changing experience: Colon Hydrotherapy!
I nuh, I nuh, mama always told me never put IT up the butt cuz only putas do those types of thangs. Sorry Ma whereva you may be in the afterlyfe please be glad yer daughter has a spick-span sphincter. If I was a puta one could eat from my crevices…
--Buttah.rollz
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
European Giver
In my short life of 23 years I have used European Giver quite frequently never truly using it in it's proper context.
The three weeks that I've spent here in MassUHchusetts has been full of educational life lessons such as:
--Beware of Craigslists Housing postings. Request in full detail the 411 on rommates, kitchen, bathrooms and other common areas
--And beware of European Givers.
I moved out of an uncomfortable living situation and along the way I took a TV and cable box that was given to me to my then On-Good-terms Roommate, only to be accused of stealing the items. I gladly returned the goods, but I ROARED and I RAMPAGED, and turn to the site that put me in this dump of a room--Craigslist!
Below is a real, true posting:
FREE TV almost BRAND NU!!! Ohh and a Cable Box too!
Reply to: sale-188739592@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-01, 10:01 PM EDT
Free big ass TV and cable box outside on the porch of 3 Parker Hill Terrace!!
There is a sign posted on top of the set: "European Giver"
I put it out there around 9 p.m--act now or forever hold yer peace!!
this is in or around Mission Hill/ Roxbury
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
188739592
The three weeks that I've spent here in MassUHchusetts has been full of educational life lessons such as:
--Beware of Craigslists Housing postings. Request in full detail the 411 on rommates, kitchen, bathrooms and other common areas
--And beware of European Givers.
I moved out of an uncomfortable living situation and along the way I took a TV and cable box that was given to me to my then On-Good-terms Roommate, only to be accused of stealing the items. I gladly returned the goods, but I ROARED and I RAMPAGED, and turn to the site that put me in this dump of a room--Craigslist!
Below is a real, true posting:
FREE TV almost BRAND NU!!! Ohh and a Cable Box too!
Reply to: sale-188739592@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-01, 10:01 PM EDT
Free big ass TV and cable box outside on the porch of 3 Parker Hill Terrace!!
There is a sign posted on top of the set: "European Giver"
I put it out there around 9 p.m--act now or forever hold yer peace!!
this is in or around Mission Hill/ Roxbury
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
188739592
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